JUST KEEP WALKING

Yesterday I accompanied my good friend (as I've been referring to her) to M.D. Anderson, the best cancer treatment center in the United States. My friend had a couple procedures and I was with her from 11am til 7pm-ish when we finally were released.

The hospital is huge. I got lost a couple times because all the different buildings are all connected by hallway-like tunnels with little carts driving patients to and fro.

There was a lot to see and a lot to think about while I was there. Additional things in life that I'm thankful for and more thinking about life and the direction thereof. I also thought about wanting to contribute my time to such causes even though my life seems chaotic enough at the moment.

I guess sometimes we need certain situations to happen (even if for a day) to remind us of what we take for granted or what all is out there.

MY DARLING MARILYN

So I'm back from my trip and back at work, etc and what do I read first??? This whole Marilyn Monroe fiasco. My darling Marilyn's memory is pushed to the limits even over 40 years after her death.

Luckily the Manhattan millionaire who purchased this sex video of Marilyn has publicly announced he will not make it available to anyone, which was the upside for me. I'm so glad he has honored her memory for any true Marilyn lover will know MM admitted she spent a lot of her time on her knees but she paid her dues.

I will say this now; however and whichever way our dear Marilyn died if it was at the hands of someone MAY they rot for it. If you (dear reader) have not seen THE LAST DAYS OF MARILYN in which they put together the last movie she made called SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE you should definitely see it.

May dear Marilyn Monroe aka Norma Jean Mortensen rest in peace.

IZ THE LOOK

Tomorrow morning-ish my good friend and I are driving down to our hometown to visit for the weekend. My good friend has a couple drag bookings and I'm just going just to go. It should be a fun-filled, ole' times reminiscing, party-time dragfest.

I'll try to update while I'm on mini-vacay but wish us well.

BACKWOODS BARBIE

This weekend I took these pics at a thrift store I was there with my good friend and my boyfriend. For some reason we thought they were funny.

Here are some more I'd like to share.







What do you think?

Who knew there was a shaved head, naked Barbie bargain bin!!

TIME GOES BY SO SLOWLY

Madonna released her "4 Minutes" music video yesterday for the first single on her to be released HARD CANDY album. I downloaded the video off iTunes and watched it with my new receptionist. If you are not aware Justin Timberlake and Timbaland were featured in the video.

I was confused, horrified, and mystified.



The reasons are as follows:

(1) I wasn't sure if Madonna was leading the end of the world aka the apocolypse.

(2) For a while it turned into JT: "hey Madonna I can move like this.. can you?" and of course Madonna did. Is this a case of I can do what you can do but better?

(3) I was horrified when people's faces were halfway coming off due to the "end".

(4) I thought wasn't Madonna chasing Britney on MATM and now shes chasing Justin but she doesn't disappear this time, instead some of insides were exposed. Is this the future?

(5) There was a part where Madonna jumped through a window and then woah its a set. I guess it didn't matter but it was kind of stupid.

I know not everyone will agree with me. I've heard the song over and over again to see if I like it and its either a NO or a WELL MAYBE. All I recall is JT saying over and over "4 Minutes to Save the World" and Madonna getting orgasmic. Whats with Madonna and time?? (referring to her last album---there was a lot of mentions to time. I can just hear Joan Crawford yell "and I know they are all saying.. shes getting old, shes getting old!")

Maybe you can just call me Pro-Britney. Madonna may of been an extraordinary pop singer but I think shes lost her touch on whats hot. Next year I bet she'll be working with who's hot now like Rihanna and Leona Lewis.

ONE FOR THE ROAD

Yesterday was April Fool's Day and I wanted to get everyone here at the office but everything's been done. Unless you become utterly cruel which sounds great but its not my style.

This is what I did.....

At lunch time, I went up individually to each person with a Chinese Food Menu and said I was buying lunch for the whole office and for them to get whatever they want. Most said they already had plans or already were about to eat whatever they brought. I had one look at me in disbelief (more so as a trust issue on her behalf) and I couldn't help but start laughing out loud. I guess it was small but it worked.

What all did everyone do or get pranked on?

MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE

Nothing I hate worse than someone who mumbles when they talk and I mean this especially when I'm working and extremely busy (never fails), and the phone rings and everyone underneath me is tied up and so I get it.

Mumbler: Is *mumble* *mumble* *mumble*?

Me: Uh.. (wondering what they just said) no sir they are on the phone currently. Would it be okay if they call you back?

Mumbler: *mumble* *mumble* *mumble*...

Me: Uh... okay thank you.

I hate even trying to order take out for instance pizza. You can never get someone who speaks clearly. What the hell is that about? I'd rather call Chinese with their heavy accents who at least can understand me more so.

I'm just saying...