MEDICATIONS

NOTE: The current entry contains the very first actual photo of yours truly "Naked~n~Exposed". Be prepared.

Tonight which is now early morning my good friend who I have been talking about with cancer received a call from her brother who said their mother was bleeding out of her mouth really late in the night. We were frantic and I told her if need be we would take off tonight or tomorrow and drive the 5 hours to see her Mom and make sure everything is fine or not fine and be there for those last hours or minutes.

Apparently she took a medication that affected her so badly she started bleeding through her mouth. I can't recall the medication's name but you start bleeding through your saliva because it is so thinned out (like Advil does but worse) that it comes out through your saliva glands. Apparently all is good now but that medication did not agree with her and other medications she is taking.

My question is: WTF these doctors go to school and ask you what other medication you're taking and for what? I don't understand it personally?

My same good friend almost died a couple months ago because she mixed medication she was taking. She literally stopped breathing in front of me and I didn't know what to do. I wanted to call an ambulance but while her jerk boyfriend smoked weed he said not to. (Same friend I've talked about who had a shit boyfriend) She had called me and said barely that she couldn't breathe and her boyfriend got on the phone and said they'd call me back. Me being the friend I am couldn't wait to have him call me back especially when my friend had called me and rushed over. She practically stopped breathing in front of me and I thought that was it. She surpassed it somehow and I told her never to take those pills and tell the doctor the next day. She did and he told her not to take them if they were causing that reaction. (gee thanks doctor---a little late!)

They really don't know anything that is one reason I hate certain doctors. If I don't feel safe or like you're talking to me like I'm an invalid---I can't go to you. Luckily I have a great doctor that I adore and think the world of.

About two years ago I sprained my ankle (see above picture) something awful and my regular doctor was on maternity leave (despite her being a lesbian but they can have kids too you know) and went to some other doctor who I found through my medical in-network insurance). This crack head doctor who looked like she had been trampled at Woodstock couldn't even wrap my foot and after attempting three times told me to do it myself. She was more concerned about this piece of metal she found (via x-ray) in the back of my right foot. (I received this piece of metal as a baby---when babies get their blood drawn after being born doctors use a device to draw the blood from the back of the foot. The device has a metal tip, which must of broken off in my foot and healed within my foot forever cast inside me (and no I don't set metal detectors off). Anyhow that is what she was more into then my ankle being horribly swollen and twisted. (what'd she want to do operate?) Over two years later and my foot is not back to normal and I can not do any of the physical activities that I use to. Its horrible and do not want to go into details but you get the point.

WTF?

ONCE UPON A TIME

...in a kingdom far, far away there lived four princesses who despite the everchanging ways of the empire surpassed and became idols to queens who watched from afar. These princesses became the bible to these queens and taught them a lot about life and the lack thereof in some cases.

Okay I had to give the girls a storybook beginning because the movie is only 29 days away and I will be there the day of (boyfriend or not) to see SEX AND THE CITY: THE MOVIE. There has been some gossip to the new movie but I will keep you from it and instead only tell you the movie takes place about five years since the last episode.

One of the songs on the soundtrack of the movie has been leaked (for quite a while) and I have decided will be my theme song for 2008. The song is by Fergie and called LABELS OR LOVE. Below is the song along with clips of photos of the movie in YouTube form. Take a moment listen and enjoy!

LABELS OR LOVE

eGAY ALL THE WAY

Ask anyone that knows me and they'll tell you I'm a big eBay freakin' wizard. I love eBay mainly because ANYTHING you may ever been looking for is right there at the stroke of a couple keys on your computer. BOOM there you go memory flash. Speaking of which I wonder if they have that Kermit the Frog I torched that belonged to my younger sister? Nothing says I'm sorry like getting them the exact item years later huh?

Anyhow I have been needing to put up a lot of items I need to sell and finally get rid of and finally started doing so today. Mainly hard to find British albums and what already here and ready for shipping in the United States. I have a big box of gay porn a friend gave me that I've been meaning to post to but I'm not sure what the porn market is like on eBay. Every Colton Ford item I've ever bid on is always outbidded by some eWhore.

Just thought I'd change up the blogging topic.

UPDATE: Funny that I posted this today. I put those products up to sell and I get some suspension on my account with no one to talk to of course. All these internet companies never have anyone you can call and try to get "their mistake" corrected hell you can barely do that with your any utility company. WTF?! If and when they do fix it all you get is their worthless apologies, which does not help all those days they kept you from buying and paying for items.

THESE DREAMS

You know that feeling when you just know and you can not explain it? I get that feeling a lot throughout my day and in my life. Sometimes I just have to let it go and move on or else end up insane.

I know you must think I'm full of it but I'm really being serious. I can think of someone and right then and there they either call me or I run into them. It can be someone I have not seen in years too. I have thought of people I had not seen in years and then days later I find out they died the day I was thinking of them. It creeps me out a lot and sometimes I just hate to think.

(Okay I had two extra paragraphs typed but thanks to laptop technology I click a space bar after it highlighted those two paragraphs when my fat finger touched the pad and poof there goes my two paragraphs of thoughts---FUCK YOU!!! To who.. who knows but I'm pissed. I know mouse-lock is located on the pad but I never use it.)

Anyhow... the other day I was remembering memories of going to the dentist with my second oldest sister who is in her late 30s now. I must of been either 4 or 5 because she was married when I was about 5 or 6. I was so happy I remembered because she moved out of my mother's house shortly after she graduated high school. I remember her wedding and for about ten minutes spending time with her during this event, which someone actually photo'd. She moved away shortly after her marriage to Germany because her husband was in the Army and were in my hometown for a couple years and then moved again to Tennesse and it has been a long time since I saw her. She sent us all (my brother, sisters, neices, nephews and I all keep in touch via email) that she was going to get surgery done for thyroid cancer. This obviously concerned me and so I've been emailing her questions but I get eventual answers. I'm not sure if she doesn't know or if she's just busy. In some sense we're strangers. I am no longer a little boy and any memories of her are slowly turning into shadows that I know will probably fade all together.

This obviously plays in with my thoughts when I remember memories. If I have not mentioned this before my earliest memory was around 3-4 years old. It kind of freaks out my mother when I recall certain things and everyone else doesn't remember so I'm stuck looking like a fool.

Anyhow.. had to share, had to get it out.

A CORN COB?????

I always like reading facts about everything and anything, but I had to share these weird good-to-know facts about our bodies. (Compliments of AOL)

Is eating boogers bad for you?
Lung specialist, Dr. Friedrich Bischinger, has been quoted as saying "With the finger, you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner. And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the immune system." However, many doctors disagree. Our fingers are covered in germs and bacteria from touching things like doorknobs, restrooms and phones. If you then use that germ-covered finger to pick your nose, you risk transferring all those germs in to you body. So, if you want to reduce your germ intake, keep that finger to yourself.

What did people use to wipe their bums before toilet paper was invented?
Before modern toilet paper was introduced by Joseph Gayetty in 1857, Americans were stuck using corn cobs or mussel shells. Wealthy Romans used a salt-water soaked sponge tied to the end of a stick to get a clean behind, while the Vikings were fans of leftover sheeps' wool. Coconut shells were the bottom cleansers for Hawaiians, the French used bidets and the Japanese used wooden sticks.

Is it possible for a spider to live inside your ear?
It's not a common occurrence, but small spiders sometimes make a home in your ear. For example, a Greek woman in Athens complained of headaches and a sharp pain in her ear when riding around on her motorbike. Upon examination, her doctor uncovered a spider's web and then a spider. He added that the spider probably enjoyed its stay in her ear because the temperature was ideal for it.

Do bugs live in eyelashes?
You may have guessed the answer is yes. By the time you are an adult, microscopic, wormlike mites called demodex mites, have made a home in the roots of our eyelashes. If you pull out an eyelash and check under a microscope or magnifying glass you may get a glimpse of these tiny creatures.

Why do certain people attract mosquitoes?
The mosquito is usually attracted to a person by scent and temperature, but sometimes also by looks. Just like gentlemen, mosquitoes prefer blonds. It's possible that blonds are simply more noticeable to mosquitoes than brunettes.

What are eyebrows for?
They are certainly expressive, but they also serve to help keep water out of our eyes when we're sweating or walking through the rain. It's especially important to keep sweat out of your eyes because the salt in your sweat can make your eyes sting. In the 1700s, upper-class men and women would shave their natural eyebrows off and glue on fake ones -- made from mouse skin -- on to their brows.

How do astronauts poo in space?
Buzz Aldrin became the first man to poo on the moon in 1969. He collected his waste in a bag, but because of zero gravity, the contents would often escape during the disposal process and fly around the shuttle. To curb this issue, astronauts ate very little fiber to prevent them from pooing very often. Modern astronaut toilets work like a vacuum cleaner. In order to use the toilet the astronauts must strap themselves to the toilet seat and then turn on a powerful fan. A suction hole then slides open and the poo is sucked away to be stored, and then disposed.

Is it safe to drink your own urine?
Since urine is 95 percent water mixed in with some salt, vitamins, hormones and disease-fighting antibodies, it probably won't do you much harm. However, our kidneys work to remove toxins from the body, so it follows that drinking the product from the kidneys would reintroduce these waste products in to our bodies.

I MISSED BETTY

So finally UGLY BETTY is back after the writers strike caused a chain of events that hopefully satisfied them because for one this blogger never wants to have to go through that again. Tonight a new episode will air on ABC 8/7c.

Tonight's episode is called Twenty-Four Candles... and I guess that is why it fell on the 24th. It is Betty's birthday and she is turning 24 (if that wasn't obvious enough). I hope I can get back into my Bettysync.

By the way, new information leaked that Naomi Campbell will make a cameo appearance on the season finale. Only five more episodes left before second season is done with.

Can I get some Betty-woop-woop?

SHE'S NOT ME

I "received" a copy of Madonna's newest album HARD CANDY. First I expected to be Madonna revisiting her roots of bubble gum pop, which I thought was kind of cool and a good idea. I contemplated ordering the whole album via iTunes especially since her last album CONFESSIONS ON THE DANCE FLOOR was so frickin' hot (definitely the perfect cardio cd). Luckily it was the last thing I had to do last night so it helped putting me to sleep. Sorry Madge sad but true at least from this blogger.

The leaked version of THE BEAT GOES ON has been redone and some of it is better but some of it sucks too. SPANISH LESSON sounds like Dr. Giggles is laughing freakishly in the background. Some of the songs have a bit of retro-disco ding-dong sound to it with repetitive lyrics. There might be like three songs overall that I like and thats only because 4 MINUTES has grown on me except I want to skip around like Madonna does in the video. You call it whether thats a good thing or not.

I really expected better songs (something different "I'm tired of the same ole' thing" as she originally was quoted in saying on THE BEAT GOES ON) but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It may be one of those albums that takes a while to grow on you. COTDF definitely didn't need that. I loved it right away.

ADDED LATER:

I forgot to mention that despite not being crazy about the album I think they are all perfect for remixes and that'll be where the fame and and money will be.

Text Message Breakup

Can not get enough of this! lol

Let Me Borrow That Top

Okay this should be a television sitcom!

Shoes the Full Version

I'm sure most of you have seen this but I wanted to post it anyway. I can't get that damn SHOES song out of my head and now I've bought KELLY's entire album.

CUTE AS A BUTTON

As reported by the Associated Press Sandra Bullock and her husband were unhurt after a car accident.

Sandra Bullock and her husband were unhurt after a head-on crash with a drunken driver, police said Saturday.

The actress and her husband, Jesse James of TV's "Monster Garage," were being driven in a sport-utility vehicle Friday night when a station wagon crossed the center line and hit them, said Gloucester police Lt. Jerry Cook.

Both vehicles were totaled, but no one was hurt. The vehicles were traveling 15 to 20 mph, Cook said.

The other car was driven by Lucille Gatchell, who registered a blood-alcohol level of 0.20 percent, more than twice the legalul.

Bullock, 43, was "gracious" and concerned about whether Gatchell was OK, Cook said.

The actress, who starred in such films as "Speed" and "Miss Congeniality," is in Massachusetts filming the romantic comedy "The Proposal."

KISS ME BABY

I saw GREAT BALLS OF FIRE tonight and despite the scandals with his his personal life everyone seemed to be so damn judgemental like they were all so fuckin perfect back then. I just bought this movie but you better believe it will not be something I'll see more than LA BAMBA or THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY. Bitch ass judgemental hookers need to get over it and I think possibly we're a little more open minded now then we were back then when everyone was insanely closeted.

Thank you JLL for all the great music you produced despite the hardships and despite not actually looking like Dennis Quaid who is a fine ass mtf in my book. Ok!

HAVING RELATIONS

Lately I have been thinking about sex (and I don't mean the way men do most of the day) but sex with regards to relationships. As we live life and move along the tunnel of life we learn that some of the vague objects of life become clearer.

I have spent a lot of my time lately with my good friend and we have spent a lot of time talking about sex and relationships. She has been with her boyfriend almost three years and he has cheated on her numerous amounts of time even just finding out he had been hiv positive all this time. She believes its in nature to fuck up (so to speak) along the way and it just happens. Of course her boyfriend I would say would not represent most of the men in the world but they do exist.

Today I spoke to my best friend since I came out and she told me how her boyfriend of maybe (sorry I can't remember) five years does not make her feel sexy. She has attempted in gaining weight (she has a JLo body already), changed her hair, her makeup (you know because men notice all that) and he is not interested. When they broke up he was apparently fucking everything in sight but then back with her he becomes limp and can not even perform. (I know how Charlotte SATC Season 3-4)

I have been wanting to talk about most of this with my boyfriend but we have spent a lot of time apart lately and when we have been together we have had one of my friends third wheeling it.

I use to believe in a lot of things as a child mainly because we are naive as children. Some of my believes are still a part of me and all I can do is live life as it comes and enjoy as much as I can without hurting the people around me and myself.

Any thoughts on this subject dear reader?

MC2 = DUD

I have been listening to Mariah Carey's newest album E=MC2 for over two weeks now and I just can not get into it. Aside from "Touch My Body" I think the rest of the album is a bust.

Anyone else's thoughts?

JUST KEEP WALKING

Yesterday I accompanied my good friend (as I've been referring to her) to M.D. Anderson, the best cancer treatment center in the United States. My friend had a couple procedures and I was with her from 11am til 7pm-ish when we finally were released.

The hospital is huge. I got lost a couple times because all the different buildings are all connected by hallway-like tunnels with little carts driving patients to and fro.

There was a lot to see and a lot to think about while I was there. Additional things in life that I'm thankful for and more thinking about life and the direction thereof. I also thought about wanting to contribute my time to such causes even though my life seems chaotic enough at the moment.

I guess sometimes we need certain situations to happen (even if for a day) to remind us of what we take for granted or what all is out there.

MY DARLING MARILYN

So I'm back from my trip and back at work, etc and what do I read first??? This whole Marilyn Monroe fiasco. My darling Marilyn's memory is pushed to the limits even over 40 years after her death.

Luckily the Manhattan millionaire who purchased this sex video of Marilyn has publicly announced he will not make it available to anyone, which was the upside for me. I'm so glad he has honored her memory for any true Marilyn lover will know MM admitted she spent a lot of her time on her knees but she paid her dues.

I will say this now; however and whichever way our dear Marilyn died if it was at the hands of someone MAY they rot for it. If you (dear reader) have not seen THE LAST DAYS OF MARILYN in which they put together the last movie she made called SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE you should definitely see it.

May dear Marilyn Monroe aka Norma Jean Mortensen rest in peace.

IZ THE LOOK

Tomorrow morning-ish my good friend and I are driving down to our hometown to visit for the weekend. My good friend has a couple drag bookings and I'm just going just to go. It should be a fun-filled, ole' times reminiscing, party-time dragfest.

I'll try to update while I'm on mini-vacay but wish us well.

BACKWOODS BARBIE

This weekend I took these pics at a thrift store I was there with my good friend and my boyfriend. For some reason we thought they were funny.

Here are some more I'd like to share.







What do you think?

Who knew there was a shaved head, naked Barbie bargain bin!!

TIME GOES BY SO SLOWLY

Madonna released her "4 Minutes" music video yesterday for the first single on her to be released HARD CANDY album. I downloaded the video off iTunes and watched it with my new receptionist. If you are not aware Justin Timberlake and Timbaland were featured in the video.

I was confused, horrified, and mystified.



The reasons are as follows:

(1) I wasn't sure if Madonna was leading the end of the world aka the apocolypse.

(2) For a while it turned into JT: "hey Madonna I can move like this.. can you?" and of course Madonna did. Is this a case of I can do what you can do but better?

(3) I was horrified when people's faces were halfway coming off due to the "end".

(4) I thought wasn't Madonna chasing Britney on MATM and now shes chasing Justin but she doesn't disappear this time, instead some of insides were exposed. Is this the future?

(5) There was a part where Madonna jumped through a window and then woah its a set. I guess it didn't matter but it was kind of stupid.

I know not everyone will agree with me. I've heard the song over and over again to see if I like it and its either a NO or a WELL MAYBE. All I recall is JT saying over and over "4 Minutes to Save the World" and Madonna getting orgasmic. Whats with Madonna and time?? (referring to her last album---there was a lot of mentions to time. I can just hear Joan Crawford yell "and I know they are all saying.. shes getting old, shes getting old!")

Maybe you can just call me Pro-Britney. Madonna may of been an extraordinary pop singer but I think shes lost her touch on whats hot. Next year I bet she'll be working with who's hot now like Rihanna and Leona Lewis.

ONE FOR THE ROAD

Yesterday was April Fool's Day and I wanted to get everyone here at the office but everything's been done. Unless you become utterly cruel which sounds great but its not my style.

This is what I did.....

At lunch time, I went up individually to each person with a Chinese Food Menu and said I was buying lunch for the whole office and for them to get whatever they want. Most said they already had plans or already were about to eat whatever they brought. I had one look at me in disbelief (more so as a trust issue on her behalf) and I couldn't help but start laughing out loud. I guess it was small but it worked.

What all did everyone do or get pranked on?

MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE

Nothing I hate worse than someone who mumbles when they talk and I mean this especially when I'm working and extremely busy (never fails), and the phone rings and everyone underneath me is tied up and so I get it.

Mumbler: Is *mumble* *mumble* *mumble*?

Me: Uh.. (wondering what they just said) no sir they are on the phone currently. Would it be okay if they call you back?

Mumbler: *mumble* *mumble* *mumble*...

Me: Uh... okay thank you.

I hate even trying to order take out for instance pizza. You can never get someone who speaks clearly. What the hell is that about? I'd rather call Chinese with their heavy accents who at least can understand me more so.

I'm just saying...